Category: Humor

Turner Times, Vol. 4

By Luke Stone ’20 Dear Journal, Never have I been so embarrassed in my life. We were winning our game with Prospect Heights Middle School and winning 36-2 (we accidentally had a safety on the opening kickoff and missed all the extra points), which meant that it was […]

Turner Times, Vol. 3

By Carter Krusz ’20 Dear Journal, How am I still alive? I was just minding my business during Friday night study hall, struggling to get through my 200-word English essay, and the next thing I know there are crazed boys in face paint yelling outside my dorm. The […]

Turner Times, Vol. 2

By Carter Krusz ’20 Dear Journal, Although I spent most of the night tossing and turning on my 5.7-inch blue mattress that has already caved in to make me look like a New Boy taco, I sprang out of bed this morning to start my first day of […]

Turner Times, Vol. 1

By Carter Krusz ’20 and Luke Stone ’20 Dear Journal, This week really was a steep learning curve. Because my adviser is a new teacher, I was tasked with waiting our advisory table on Sunday. Much to my surprise, we share a table with another adviser who has […]