Faculty Dog Power Rankings, No. 5: Walter

Full Name: Sir Walter Messi
Date of Birth (or Adoption): June 10, 2009
Breed: Pug
Favorite Chew Toy: Whatever is in the garbage can
Biggest Fear: Being asked to go for a walk longer than 5 minutes
Best Doggo Friend(s): Beau, Lincoln
Nemesis: Mr. Gay
Special Traits: Pretending to be a loaf of bread
Favorite Human Food: Whatever’s on Mr. O’Donnell’s plate/popcorn

Categories: Humor