Faculty Dog Power Rankings, No. 10: Willie

Full Name: The Rt. Rev. Dr. Rowan Williams aka “Willie”
Date of Birth: September 3, 2015
Breed: Australian Cattle Dog/Queensland Heeler/Red Heeler
Favorite Chew Toy: Rubber balls
Biggest Fear: Disappointing Mr. Montgomery, Vacuums
Best Doggo Friend(s): Millie Blundin
Dog Nemesis: Edgar O’Donnell
Special Traits: Divination, Killing Frisbees, Snuggling
Favorite Human Food: Bacon-grease-soaked paper towels from the garbage

Categories: Humor